Urination Nation

Vindictive behavior in the animal kingdom.

Jimmy Phone Home

Jimmy's mother had asked him again and again to call home, send a letter, anything, to let her know he was alive and well. Apparently, Jimmy grasped the concept but took it entirely out of context. When he sent this letter enclosed picture home to mom, she got the message and knew immediately that her precious little boy was on drugs. She no longer asks him for calls, letters, etc. She just makes sure to read the obituary columns.